Letting It Fly

So ok ... I've been thinking about things that piss me off .. and let me be VERY specific, these aren't your normal under the skin, little irritants but things that REALLY really piss me off. 

1. That Fucking TWILIGHT movie. Tweener vampires? Really? Does anyone else remember those years? Does the fact that you're an insufferable little pimply faced douche lose ANY of it's "warmth" because you're a vampire? Wasn't it bad enough that we had to deal with Anne Rice's Interview with a Vampire AND Tom Cruise as Lestat bad enough? Hollywood ... give this over to the Asians' too. They understand 2 things you don't get. Plot and story. Enough. Send Joe Eszterhas, Micheal Bay and let them ruin Tokyo the way they guttered Hollywood. 

2. Insurance Companies. A HUGE FUCK YOU to them. I don't deal with them often, but I had one instance that still to this day pisses me off. I had an injury to a rotator cuff earlier this year and had to visit an ER. I've spent almost the last 10 years working for startup companies that were too poor to give me insurance so I haven't had any. Therefor I may have had a "pre-existing" condition called Insura absentia. I'm sure a lot of you know this (if I'm to believe what Keith Olbermann is telling me.) So I went to the ER, filled out my paperwork and then was sent 14 cadjillion forms asking me if I'd had a pre-existing condition. Noting that on every form I filled out, if I'd had insurance in the last 10 years, to which I would reply NO! Try to disqualify me now you FUCKS! Now couple that with the fact that they're getting rich off of us. They're worse than the next people on this list but NOT by much. I'll probably spew a LOT more about these idiot savants later, I'll just save that though. 

3.  The media. Point of contension. Sarah Palin. Does this media whore need ANY more attention? David Gergen said that he figures that she's set to make about $10 million on a speaking/media tour. I'm going to go out write a schlock crap novel call it a "memoir" call EVERY media outlet in the US and just send a loud recording of me taking a shit and laughing. That's what they're feeding us. Here's a brief list of media WHORES I can't stand

Jon Gosslin

The Entire staff of MTV

Sarah Palin

FOX news

The Dugger Family

Anyone who thinks that having more than 3 kids is "a lifelong goal"

Nancy Grace

Anyone who is STILL talking about Michael Jackson ... he's not Elvis and we STILL want to resurrect his ghost. Something tells me that MJ's "shelf-life" will be about that long too. 

(that's my short list today)

4. Lastly but not least. People who STILL think that talking on their cell phone is mandatory for being in a vehicle. Guess what it's not you douche. Get off your phone, stop talking about your brats and DRIVE. Johnny and Susie are precious but obviously not precious enough for you to stop talking on your fucking phone while you drive. Take my advice, next time you think about having another child, have another drink, masturbate and go back to sleep. The world can deal with only so many of you draining the gene pool.